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Redneck TIP of the Week

#712243 - 10/05/08 01:26 PM

If you find yourself alone while your Favorite Wife is off on her Girls Weekend out and your Favorite Boy is out duck hunting...Stop in here at IDO for our new

Redneck Tip of the Week!


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did you know you have to take the tie wrap off a package of hot dog buns if you are defrosting them in the micro wave. Quite the unpleasant smell






Good thing those Redneckcracker ringworms don't need to be defrosted.

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Redneck

Re: Redneck TIP of the Week

#712244 - 10/05/08 01:37 PM

Very funny mister. I am almost at deaths door and you are laughing at me. Good thing I am a "Married with Children" fan. For breakfast this morning I had what Al Bundy called toaster leaving When I was younger I figured I was so dang cute I didn't need to know how to cook and at my age it is too late to learn now!

Sampson Marine

Re: Redneck TIP of the Week

#712248 - 10/05/08 02:04 PM

Did you know that you DON'T defrost waffles before toasting them?
My Dad didn't. Poor guy, he has been waited on his whole life by his wife. He knows how to grill hotdogs and steaks when camping. Put him in the house and he is helpless...

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Mudshark

Re: Redneck TIP of the Week

#712255 - 10/05/08 02:27 PM

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Very funny mister. I am almost at deaths door and you are laughing at me. Good thing I am a "Married with Children" fan. For breakfast this morning I had what Al Bundy called toaster leaving



Now THAT there is funny..

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When I was younger I figured I was so dang cute I didn't need to know how to cook and at my age it is too late to learn now!



Now me....I was exactly the opposite.....I was so damn ugly I married a semi-blind women ....
But I had to teach HER to cook....

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BriankAdministrator

Re: Redneck TIP of the Week

#712258 - 10/05/08 02:39 PM

Now Redneck...I'm not laughing AT you...I'm laughing WITH you....

Is it true...I mean that you thaw out your waffles before toasting them?

I've also hear something about the smell of burnt water coming from your house???

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Redneck

Re: Redneck TIP of the Week

#712352 - 10/06/08 05:51 AM

The one thing I can do in the kitchen is make coffee. Luckily the boy takes after his mother!
You've tasted his fried walleye Brian---any complaints?


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