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Chuck, moved to Texas and bought a Donkey
from a farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the Donkey the next
day. The next day he drove up and said, 'Sorry son, but I have some bad
news, the donkey died.'
Chuck replied,
'Well, then just give me my money back.'
The farmer said,
'Can't do that. I went and spent it already.'
Chuck said,
'Ok, then, just bring me the dead donkey.'
The farmer asked,
'What ya gonna do with him?
Chuck said,
'I'm going to raffle him off.'
The farmer said,
You can't raffle off a dead donkey!'
Chuck said,
'Sure I can. Watch me.. I just won't tell anybody he's dead.'
A month later, the farmer met up with
Chuck and asked, 'What happened with that dead donkey?'
Chuck said,
'I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and made a
profit of $898.00.'
The farmer said,
'Didn't anyone complain?'
Chuck said,
'Just the guy who won. So I gave him h is two dollars back.'
Chuck now works for the government.
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"When the ice forms, all your worries melt away."
-Bobby Braaten
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$1 IN GOD WE TRUST $1
Richard
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He will fit right in.
DT
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"But now I will send for many fishermen," declares the Lord, "and they will catch them. After that I will send for many hunters, and they will hunt them down on every mountain and hill and from the crevices of the rocks.
Jeremiah 16:16
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Chuck and the Donkey
