A man goes to the Minnesota Vikings ticket office and inquires about purchasing super bowl tickets. The ticket teller replies that there weren't any tickets for sale because the Vikings did not make it to the Super Bowl.
The following day the same man goes to the Minnesota Vikings ticket office and inquires about purchasing Vikings Super Bowl tickets. The ticket teller politely replies that there weren't any tickets for sale because the Vikings did not make it to the Super Bowl.
This goes on for an entire week. The man again goes to the Viking ticket office inquiring about Super Bowl tickets and the teller says none are for sale because the Vikings did not make it to the Super Bowl.
Another week of this goes by and the man still is asking the ticket teller about Viking Super Bowl tickets. Finally the ticket teller in a loud voice says, "I'VE TOLD YOU FOR THE LAST 2 WEEKS THERE WERE NOT ANY TICKETS AVAILABLE BECAUSE THE VIKINGS DID NOT MAKE IT TO THE SUPER BOWL!!!"
The man replied, "I know. I drive all the way from Green Bay just to hear you say that."
-------------------- GOD MADE MAN BEFORE WOMAN SO AS TO GIVE HIM TIME TO THINK OF AN ANSWER FOR HER FIRST QUESTION
We aren't this bad are we??
